#he'd probably be pretty clumsy low key

[yahabadabado]

Kyoutani is very prone to injury. Like he has several scars all over from past injuries. And the worst part is that most of his injuries are just from him being a dumbass. Broke his leg jumping off a bench or some shit. Multiple rolled ankles from volleyball. Broke his arm from tripping somehow. That kind of stuff.

[4aloysius-porteu]

i really wish i hated you || tsukishima kei

masterlist | 1 | 2 | chapter 3

pairing: tsukishima kei x f! reader

sypnosis: It was an accident that (Y/N) met a certain tall, blonde male; a memory she isn't fond of remembering, but it is where it all started. And ever since, she magically makes her to his path. The image of the bespectacled man dwelled in her mind more than she thought. Tsukishima pushed away his softer emotions and denied their existence, or at least that's what he told himself. But then, he couldn't believe that this girl he labeled as a clumsy, unlucky creature who smashed his glasses is slowly bringing these strange emotions back to him. She might be irritating and dumb sometimes, but he couldn't get himself to completely hate her. Either that destiny was stupid, or he was blessed or cursed.

genre: fanfiction, fluff

wc: 2.6k

She has met the tall, blonde, and bespectacled male yet again.

"Oh, the midget stalker is here."

"You again?! Seriously, I think it's you who's following me!"

"Hah, what do I get from following an extremely short person like you?" He said, borrowing her words from yesterday.

(Y/N)'s eyebrows creased further in irritation. "Why do you keep mentioning my height?!"

"It was you who started it. Anyways, can you shut up? Do you know that you're in a library?"

She didn't retort back and simply sat on the chair with her arms crossed. It was a fine day then —BOOM— this giant decided to appear out of nowhere. She was trying to forget this person who's associated with some of her embarrassing moments but those just got smashed back to her mind. (Y/N) sighed and pulled a book at the bottom of the stack to start reading, but noticed that the blondie is still standing near the edge of the table, hesitating to sit down while glancing somewhere and back to her.

"What?" (Y/N) frowned.

"Why am I unnecessarily stuck with you on this table?" He sighed, pulling out the chair.

"Because all of the tables here are taken? If you're worried about your glasses being knocked off, don't worry, I won't do anything reckless anymore."

"That's a nice reassurance," He settled down and brought out his studying materials.

Both of them shared the table in the crowded library. Ignoring the people, between them was a silent atmosphere. No one was talking as they both minded their own studies; he was reading quietly and turning pages of a huge book while (Y/N) wrote key points from the printed work and highlighting her notes. Sometimes, the other would leave to return books to their shelves and came back with new stacks. This went on for a few hours until her pen ran out of ink. She scribbled at the back of her notebook in hopes that the ink just got stuck, to no avail. She sighed, resting her head on the notebook. But she really needed to take down notes for her upcoming entrance exam.

"Hey." (Y/N) reluctantly said.

The blonde male looked at her, confirming if he's being called, "What?"

"I'm sorry to interrupt your business but... do you have a spare pen?"

He stared at her with a straight face and placed his chin on the top of his knuckles, implying his refusal to lend one.

(Y/N)'s mentally gritted her teeth. I'm just going to borrow a pen and he's making it hard for me?!

Swallowing her pride, she said, "Look, I need to finish my notes. I'll return it to you right away when I'm done. I promise. Please?"

He scoffed as brought out a pen, "An inkless pen is all it takes for you to become a less lively puppy? You better keep your promise."

A puppy?! "You didn't need to compare me to a puppy but, thanks."

She continued her work but her focus was a bit shaken. This happens whenever she's interrupted or took a break away from writing. Soon, her focus vanished and boredom took over. She tried to read a book to review ideas but her brain won't cooperate. She groaned, her head and arms fell to the table again. The blonde saw but chose to ignore her.

She closed her eyes for a second, however, her gaze fell to the blank paper in front of her face. Her hands are itching to do something other than reviewing and writing, so she put down the pen she borrowed and took a pencil out of her pocket. She placed a pile of books near her notebook so that the male won't notice what she's doing. There, she started to sketch the base of the figure.

She would observe the four-eyed guy who's busy reading some sort of article while taking notes. He has a calm expression on his face rather than an irritated scowl or a mocking grin he usually has. He wears a long blazer and probably a long-sleeved shirt inside. His blonde hair is short yet the edges are a bit curly and his upper eyelashes are prominently long. This was the first time she stared at the jerk's face who she kept bumping into random places that irked the hell out of her, but for some reason, she felt that she had seen this person before the accident in the park, albeit she doesn't know where. (Y/N) came to a conclusion; he was a little good-looking.

The girl looked back to her drawing and shook her head at her own ideas. I can't believe I actually thought that this guy is handsome. How can such a mean creature be blessed with such looks?! Ugh, don't mind, (Y/N). I'm only drawing him because he seems like a great canvas subject, it's not like I haven't done this to other people before...

She went on drawing and drew details to the sketch similar to the boy in front of her. To make the drawing more accurate, she stole small glances at him. She kept things low key because it'll be another embarrassing event if he found out what she's doing. She made the lines smoother in one swift move. The hair and clothes' folds are already well-drawn while she focuses on the detail of his eyes and glasses. She was about to shade when the male finally caught her.

"What is it?" He questioned, closing his book with a low voice and creased eyebrows.

(Y/N) froze on the spot. As much as she doesn't like it, she maintained eye contact with him, thinking of the best alibi that he couldn't argue with. Then, she remembered that she doesn't know his name.

"Uhm... nothing. I was just wondering if you have a name." While talking, her finger subtly moved to grab the nearest object it could get to cover her drawing.

"I have, but why would I mention it to you?" He cooly replied.

"It's alright. I'm not asking you to. Unless you want to be referred to as he/him or the tall, blonde glasses guy all the time?" (Y/N) countered.

He silently turned a page before answering, "Well, it's not like we'll meet every day."

"Oh," was her only reply. Looks like he will stay a nameless guy in her head for a long time. She was about to get back to her business when he spoke.

"Tsukishima Kei."

(Y/N) looked at him in surprise. "I'm not going to repeat it." He added.

She smiled, having clearly heard it right away. "Can you tell me how it is written?"

He looked at her to check for ill intentions but found nothing in her eyes. He hesitantly wrote the characters of his name on a piece of paper.

"I'm (L/N) (Y/N), nice to meet you again, Tsukishima-san." She'd like to initiate a handshake for peacemaking, but she knows how he'd only decline it. She wrote her name for him to see as well.

Tsukishima Kei. She repeated in her mind. What a nice name.

With a notebook covering the upper portion of the paper where she had drawn his portrait, she wrote his name at the bottom. She proceeded to the shading and background features. Backgrounds are one of the things she hates in art because it takes too long to draw one compared to the subject itself. Luckily it's only a sketch so she won't have to suffer. Although she doesn't know if Tsukishima had seen whatever she's doing so she's still cautious. She peered at him for the nth time so she could distract his peripheral vision. Maybe to test the social initiative skills she hasn't used for a long time too.

"Uhh, can I ask something?" She started.

"Hm?" He responded without taking his eyes off the page.

"What school are you from?"

"Amemaru Middle School."

(Y/N) hummed, thinking of another question, "Then, what school are you enrolling to? It must be an upper class one since you had to read those large books and all."

"Not really," Tsukishima closed the book, "I plan to go to Karasuno High School. They may not have a difficult entrance exam, but these readings are for decent grades and some stock knowledge."

"Decent grades, huh... you look like you could achieve more though. I'm pretty sure you'll ace it." She answered, "I was from Kitagawa Dai Ichi. I'm taking an exam in Shiratorizawa soon."

"You're going to that high-class academy? I see, I failed to notice that because you don't look like one. Have fun clashing with other elites there."

"Elites? What are you talking about, you still believe there's such a hierarchy?" (Y/N) chuckled.

"There is though. A gap between them and mere humans in terms of skills and power."

"In the end, they're still humans though. Be it numbers, hard work, or some unique strategy, those 'mere humans' you say will always struggle to step on equal levels with those on the highest rank."

Tsukishima only hummed and stared down at her, "Perhaps I was wrong on assuming you're an elite. You're clearly not."

"Are you underestimating me?" She challenged.

"No, I was just saying. Can I ask something though?"

"What?"

"Why are you suddenly talkative?"

She was caught off guard but tried not to stutter, "Me? Talkative? I'm always like this."

"Really?" He raised his brows, totally not buying it.

"Ugh, fine! I'm tired of studying!" She sighed, "I was scribbling some doodles on my notebook because I'm bored so I thought it wouldn't hurt to talk to Mr. Beanpole in front of me. Forgive me and my awkward social skills."

"Your social skills are not bad. I'm just thankful you aren't using the precious ink of my pen for drawing." He said, stacking the books he used.

She gasped, panicked inside, "You aren't looking at my drawing, are you?"

He got up to return the books,"Don't worry, it's none of my business."

She exhaled in relief, spared from another memory of embarrassment. Her eyes followed his walking figure and watched his movements. She looked at her drawing to compare and used her fingers to define lighting. When Tsukishima got back and placed new reviewers on the table, (Y/N) asked him once more.

"Do you ever get tired of studying?"

"Sometimes I take a break, but I can only do that if I have finished everything."

"What a diligent student you are."

"I hardly see any benefit in being dumb and slacking off all the time."

"Eh, I hardly see any benefit in studying Algebra and Calculus. I have a lot of questions. Do you use derivatives in counting money or salary? Do you use trigonometry in dividing pizzas or corn chips? Why do I need to find the limit of a function if numbers are infinite? Why do I need to get the formula of a certain point in each line or curve I draw on the graphing paper? What is the correct answer for?" (Y/N) complained.

Tsukishima looked at her blankly, doubting her chances of passing the Shiratorizawa's board exam. "I couldn't argue with that, I'd rather read a book composed of words than formulas, but you don't have a choice. Although, if you plan to be an engineer or something, that'll be a different perspective."

"No, thanks, I won't eat math books for breakfast. Other subjects are interesting enough to keep me awake in class, but numbers don't really entertain me."

"Then, what do you do?" He asked, writing on his notes.

"Not much. I just draw, paint, listen to music, and watch anime."

He let out an amused hum, "How about you? What do you do other than to study?" (Y/N) asked.

"I play volleyball, listen to music, and read narrative books."

"Volleyball? So that's what your height is for! I thought it's just for cleaning and reaching high places."

"That's rude."

"If I am, what do you call yourself? Besides, I don't want to make wrong assumptions."

"You just did."

"...right. I'm sorry."

The sense of familiarity took over (Y/N)'s brain, telling her that she definitely had met this Tsukishima guy before. Her face scrunched a little, trying to search her memories and connect the dots. Her eyes found his face again.

"Why do you keep looking at me?" His eyes narrowed, his annoyance towards the girl slowly rising.

"I HAD met you somewhere... before that accident, where did I see you?"

He was about to say something when (Y/N) stopped him, "Shh, I'm thinking."

He crossed his arms and frowned at her. Volleyball, Amemaru MS... She was about to say it but Tsukishima spoke first.

"Were you one of the audience who watched the middle school volleyball inter-high a year ago?"

"I was! Wait, you remember?"

"That was the only place where I could find someone from Kitagawa Dai Ichi." He confirmed.

"Correct. I was a part of the school paper where I was assigned in the sports category. I took a picture of you when my senior was interviewing you! You were the tallest middle blocker in the games! How could I forget that! So that's why whenever you irk me, it was familiar!"

"How am I annoying you? Aren't you the one who kept on talking right now?"

"I've figured out that there's no kind bone in you. And the way you keep on stuffing the spikes from the opposite team. It was never-ending that they didn't have a chance to score properly." She pouted.

"What do you expect from a middle blocker? It was my job to block spikes."

"You could've gone easy on them."

"The game would lose it's sense if that's the case."

"Fine. You're not wrong." Their conversation was cut short after she ceased talking. At least she found out where she first met Tsukishima. She finished the portrait sketch. Grinning, she believed that she captured his features accurately in her drawing. She'd like to hold it near him and compare to make sure though. Satisfied with her work, she went back on turning pages.

"So, you've finally decided to continue to study?" Tsukishima prodded.

She smiled, "I guess. Thank you for talking to me. That was a great stop."

Both of them worked quietly, but now, the irritation they felt towards each other lessened. After some time, a person in the speaker announced that the library will be closing before 6 pm. Tsukishima returned all the books he borrowed and packed his things.

"You're going home?"

"I don't want to come home late. You aren't finished with your notes yet?"

"Yeah, maybe I'll leave five minutes before six."

"Alright. I'll get going now." He swung his bag over his shoulder.

"Hey, wait! Your pen!" (Y/N) abruptly remembered seconds after.

"I don't need it anymore. It was useful, apart from its close on running out of ink."

"But it's yours and you told me to keep my promise!"

"Whatever. Keep it or throw it." He walked out and wore his headphones, having no intention to listen to anyone.

She sighed and checked the ink. More than half of it is gone, but she can use it again if she wishes. (Y/N) placed her fist to her cheek while writing.

Random Tsukishima Kei facts:

In the second prototype chapter (unserialized, one shot, the first idea of the author on how haikyuu will go) Tsukishima was a second-year, which was changed in the serialized version where he's a first-year. His initial height in the prototype chapter is 184cm, a little shorter than his official height (190.1cm). In an extra sketch, Furudate commented, "Tsukki and Tanaka being in the same year would spell chaos!

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[lexareyouokay]

OTP Questions//Leomito

What is each member’s love language?

I headcanon them both as acts of service. I think Mito appreciates it when Leorio helps her out with a chore or looks out for Gon, and I think he appreciates it when she goes out of her way to help him study or run errands for him. They both value actions more than words.

What would they describe as their perfect date?

I think it'd be something low-key, like a hole in the wall restaurant. They want to be alone and just sit and talk away from the bustle and be uninterrupted. I once went to this dock restaurant and only the locals knew about it. It wasn't really fancy, but the food was good and the vibe was really rustic. (Bonus: Gon is left with either Kurapika/Neon or Ging because baby sitting shenanigans). Maybe after they'd go for a walk or hike somewhere. At first Leorio would probably try to go somewhere he couldn't afford to impress her, but he'd eventually drop the facade (since he's a poor medical student and I like a dose of realism).

Who made the first move?

Mito is more easily embarrassed, so I think Leorio would, but in a bit of a clumsy way. He would probably make his feelings obvious but still be a little concerned about making her uncomfortable (since it's his friends family). He'd hold her hand first, and I think he would almost chicken out on kissing her (Mito on the other hand would not chicken out on kissing him at that point).

Who is more sentimental?

I wanna say Leorio, he would keep some really random piece of memorabilia from their first date like a stone or glass bottle. Mito would thinks it's cute but just because of the her character flaws she would avoid keeping small items because she fears the person leaving, and therefore wants to minimize baggage (she's sentimental with family though, like she mourns people leaving and that counts as well). So they're sentimental in different ways.

Which member calls the other in to kill the spiders?

I wanna say Leorio, he probably thinks they're gross because he's a city boy. He would be grossed out by spiders and refuse to look at them.

Who falls asleep first?

Mito is the person that falls asleep within ten minutes of watching a movie. It'd be a date night and Leorio would be excited to watch a movie and he'd look over she'd be passed out (bonus: him and Gon end up watching The Iron Giant or something like that).

Who wakes up first?

Mito has a steadier schedule, so probably her. Leorio could wake up at 4am or wake up at noon depending on how his shift runs.

Who is more more relaxed/carefree?

Leorio, he's probably had his meltdowns over medical school but I'd say he's more easy going than she is. I think Mito is more compulsive when it comes to stuff like grudges and relationships. Leorio probably has to learn flexibility due to his career.

What’s one way their personalities compliment one another? (Is it opposites attract or are they pretty similar?)

They both are willing to suffer for other people because they care about them. Mito gave a large part of her life to take care of Gon, Leorio looks after Gon a lot but his friendship with Kurapika reminds me of Sam and Frodo from LOTR. This makes the two very similar in their ability to self-sacrifice. Where they're opposites is in the way they approach being wronged. Mito is more likely to hold it over someone than Leorio is. Leorio would get mad at someone and let it go after awhile. The prime example of this for both of them is Ging.

Who is always cold?

Mito, I think she insists on having like ten blankets and Leorio is like "woman, why do you need so many blankets when it's July?!?", and Mito just scoffs at him.

Which member is always trying to bring home stray animals and which member always has to say no?

Leorio does it because Gon asked and he feels bad saying no. If Gon asks for a puppy or chickens, Leorio will get them. Mito will look at Leorio and be like "why are there chickens outside?" or "why is there a dog upstairs with Gon?" Mito wants to say no, she does not always get to say no.

Who worries more?

Mito, as fairly healthy as I can see their relationship being, I think she'd have to work past her issues with abandonment. At her worst I think she'd accuse him of wanting to leave her and it's more of her own insecurities than anything Leorio did. She'd be concerned about him leaving for awhile, and would worry about it a lot.

Who would be able to talk their way out of a speeding ticket?

Leorio thinks he can, but Mito is actually able to.

Who is the better cook?

Mito. I think Leorio can cook but he probably can't do it as well as Mito.

What are some things they don’t agree on?

Mito would not be a fan of Leorio gambling (she'd probably force him to grow out of it).

Leorio would probably get frustrated with Mito hiding stuff, if she was closed off about something or blatantly lied he'd be upset with her.

(Fun fact: Mito means myth in Italian and by what I read on the wiki she has her name because of the cover up with what happened to Gon's parents)

Another one is Kurapika's mob ties. I think Mito would come around to him eventually but at first she would probably complain about him being a thug and be shocked about Gon wandering around with him.

(I'll save the rest of their character flaws/fights for another post)

Which member is more physically affectionate?

Leorio, I think Mito is warm and affectionate but not overly so. Where she might gently touch his arm or lace her fingers in his, he would come up behind her and hug her, insist on slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 am when they're the only ones awake. She's a bit more restrained than he is.

Which member is more verbally affectionate?

Both, they aren't enemies to lovers or a relationship of convenience. They genuinely like each other from the get-go and verbalize that they want the other person.

How does each member feel about PDA?

They both try to avoid it, but Leorio's more prone to it. I think he would kiss her in public thinking no one was watching them and Killua would catch them and be like "ew, that's so gross" and Gon would just be like 👁️👄👁️

Who’s the safer driver?

Mito, Leorio thinks the speed limit is a speed suggestion.

What’s each member flirting style?

Leorio talks big but is actually kinda awkward in an endearing way. He'd probably drop some corny pickup line but it would be more funny than romantic. Mito gets easily embarrassed so I think she's subtle, he would be talking and she'd really gently touch his arm or place her hand on his. She would know she was flirting with him, but if say her grandmother or Ging accused her of it she would go red in the face and deny it (at least before they got together).

Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing?

Mito probably takes his shirts a lot and he doesn't complain.

Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?

They go to a party together and stand in the corner making fun of everyone. I headcanon that Leorio does impressions of everyone to make her laugh. They're kinda introverted I guess, but they can function around people.

Who is the big/little spoon?

Uh, Leorio is big spoon and Mito is little spoon.

Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason?

If Ging is a factor, Mito will be more impulsive. Leorio has impulsive tendencies with gambling but he would mature out of it.

Who’s more likely to laugh at their own jokes?

Leorio, no doubt.

Who is “more loved�� by the in-laws?

I have no idea but I think everyone besides Ging would love Leorio (at least initially), Leorio's family would probably love her (I never see them idk).

Who is more likely to get jealous?

Mito, Leorio would be jealous if he heard she had a relationship with someone before hand but he would get over it quickly. Mito would be jealous because of her abandonment issues. If he was gone for awhile for work I think she'd initially be insecure about it, she would have to mature out of it

((In my fic I plan on having Leorio get really jealous of Kite because he finds out Mito was really hung up on him for awhile.))

What was the most surprising thing they learned about one another once they started dating?

Leorio would be surprised that Mito won a court battle at 13, and Mito would be surprised by how attentive he is with people.

Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?

Leorio stays up late, Mito is the one who tells him it's time to go to sleep.

Who’s messier?

Leorio, dude probably leaves a room looking like a bear ran through it.

Which member is more likely to accidentally spend $300 at Target?

Oh, hands down Leorio.

Who wanted/would want kids first?

They both do, but Mito has to think on it a bit since she spent her youth raising Gon. Leorio would be really excited at the idea of being a dad and having kids of his own, but while Mito would know she was capable of being a mother she would need more the to come around to it.

Who fell in love first?

Leorio did, if you ever read Crime and Punishment where Razumikhin falls down the steps and calls Dunya an angel, that sums up how Leorio saw her at first. He would probably end up buying a ring the first week they were dating and just think she's the most amazing woman on the planet.

[rogue-durin-16]

MATCHUPS FOR:

@marvelieber-rdjr01

Hi! I would like a ship, I’m a female and straight. I’m like Bilbo, I’m that much alike him that you wouldn’t believe it xd. I enjoy playing sports (even tho I can be a little clumsy) and all nature-related. I love movies, animals,... I can be a coward, but I’m always down for anything. I’m Ravenclaw, Leo and idk which color I identify with, but my fave is orange. Oh, I’m short, brown straight hair, I sometimes wear glasses

For LOTR I ship you with:

Aragorn/"Strider"

Ship dynamic:

Teacher x Student

Quote:

«Oh Lord, I'm still not sure, what I stand for. What do I stand for? what do I stand for? Most nights, I don't know anymore.»

~'Some Nights' by Fun

For this I'm not technically ignoring your description, but since it's a mess I'm throwing things about you to complete it.

You like older guys, so let's start with the fact that Aragorn is —if I'm not mistaken— eighty seven years old during LOTR.

He also possesses vast knowledge of almost every topic you can come up with; you two could have very profound philosophical conversations and/or share curiosities with each other. Either ways you would pretty much love it.

Due to the fact that he was raised in Rivendell, he knows a lot about Elvish medicine, language and magic, something you would most likely enjoy learning, and even more if it was Aragorn the one teaching you.

Elves are also very attached nature, which makes Aragorn and you have similar hobbies and passions.

You would be 100% comfortable opening up to him, he's very emotionally intelligent and empathetic —is he a Pisces?

Do I need to say he's a gentleman? And loyal too. Also I'm not getting into the sexual stuff but you know, you'd be a great match in bed ;).

Yes, you're clumpsy, but that doesn't mean Aragorn wouldn't teach you how to properly fight, with sword, bow and arrow—you might need your glasses— and hand-to-hand combat. He would even make you a timetable so you both can do this things regularly as well as spend time with each other, something he would cherish.

You two would travel a lot through Middle Earth, sometimes with an actual purpose, and other times because he wants to show you places.

After he becomes king you'd probably have to stay in Minas Tirith —which by the way has a Big Ass Library that your Ravenclaw ass would love—but he'd definitely find time for you to escape your duties —I just realized you'd be queen lmao, he would definitely turn to you for advice— and go visit Rivendell, The Shire and Rohan.

For The Hobbit I ship you with:

Thorin Oakenshield

Ship dynamic:

Dumb Damsel In Distress/Clumpsy Knight In Shining Armor

Quote:

«I was just a kid who grew up strong enough to pick this armor up and suddenly it fit. God, that was so long ago, long ago, long ago...»

~'Eight' by Sleeping At Last

Girl, you knew what was coming. We both knew.

I'm not getting too much into this because we already know how it works.

First off, you're also physically alike to Bilbo so you're definitely Thorin's type.

Your dynamic would be Dumb Damsel In Distress/Clumpsy Knight In Shining Armor — guess who is who—, but that doesn't mean he's not the protective one; he would go feral if something happened to you. To him your a baby that must be protected at all costs.

Your clumpsiness would 100% sure annoy Thorin because what the hell can you put it together already? Because he's tired of having to stop you for tripping, falling, getting caught in the crossfire, etc. He ends up low-key enjoying it just because he likes feeling like you need his protection and he has a excuse to get extra close to you.

The fact that you're up to anything AND a Ravenclaw means two things; 1. that you would most likely follow him into whatever his prideful, stubborn ass gets into —complaining and warning him?yes but still doing it—, and 2. You're most likely to get him out of that awful situation with your cleverness and quick thinking, things that he lacks of, frankly.

You're a Leo which implies that you're dramatic and sensitive, now, Thorin is a Sag which means he's dramatic and edgy, again the best pairing. He would teach you to toughen up and you will help him open up emotionally.

Thorin is not one to let his walls down, he has gone through a lot and now has a name to live up to, but he eventually lets you in because you're just that special, strong enough to crack down his armor.

He would turn to you whenever he doesn't know what to do and is in need of advice. You're the voice of reason, and even though at first he doesn't really listen, he ends up realizing that most of the time you're right. It will probably take a battle of five armies at his front door for him to do so, but still.

Bonus, you're actually a queen here too, damn girl.